You rise from your slumber to find that the house has been
ransacked. The drawers are all hanging
open, their contents strewn about the floor. Broken bits of your favorite
possessions and shredded papers are everywhere.
Even half eaten pieces of food litter the ground and it’s hard to take a
single stride through the chaos without stepping onto something. Most worrisome though is the extreme
quiet. It’s never this quiet. So you creep through your house, surveying
the damage. Some bizarre cartoon flickers
on the television screen that is now smeared with some unknown substance and it
grabs your attention. It’s in that
instance that you are attacked.
“AAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!” you hear the crazed war cry from
somewhere behind you and you spin around just in time to see the short, naked
person, barreling at you faster than you can react. He has some sort of club in his hand. His tiny body is smeared with paint and he
grins ear to ear, baring his teeth as he charges you at top speed. All you can do to protect yourself is step
back at the moment he’s within striking distance, grab him as he goes by and
swing him over your head. He only laughs
at your efforts, unphazed. There is no
reasoning with this sort of maniac, only cuddling, and he wants you to take him
to the zoo.
